What a Shamu!

Actual caption:

Workers from the Florida Aquarium prepare to load two Cownose Rays into their new aquarium Wednesday, July 12, 2006, Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Fla. Presented by the St. Petersburg/Clearwater Convention and Visitors Bureau, the new Rays Touch Tank is the first of its kind at a professional sports venue. The 35-foot, 10,000 gallon tank, home to a total of 30 rays, will officially open before the baseball game between the Baltimore Orioles and Tampa Bay Devil Rays July 21. 

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Thus today’s top 10 list …. top 10 new promotional slogans for the Devil Rays:

10. "Wasted Rays and Wasted Nights"

9. "Going into the tank early this year"

8. "The 2006 Rays … flipping everyone off"

7. "Come try our new Fried Cownose Ray sandwich … pick your own from the tank!"

6. "Watch what THESE Rays do during THEIR 7th inning stretch!"

5. "Appearing next week in the tank …. Delmon Young!"

4. "Come see the prospects we got in the Huff trade … they’re a bit fishy!"

3. "Name the Cownose Rays (yes, all 30 of them) contest"

2. "Come see Shinji Mori make sushi of these tonight!"

and the #1 new promotional slogan for the Devil Rays …

1. "We thought we were getting Robinson CANO!"