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    <updated>2007-04-20T02:01:12Z</updated>
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    <title>Time for me to move on ...</title>
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    <published>2007-04-20T02:01:12Z</published>
    <updated>2007-04-20T02:01:12Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[I'm honored to be the first &quot;fan&quot; blog here on mlb.com, and I hoped I've entertained you over these past two years. An opportunity has come up for me to join a great group of baseball bloggers at a site...]]></summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I'm honored to be the first &quot;fan&quot; blog here on mlb.com, and I hoped I've entertained you over these past two years.</p>
<p>An opportunity has come up for me to join a great group of baseball bloggers at a site called <a href="http://www.baseballtoaster.com/">Baseball Toaster</a>. 
As they succinctly state: &quot;Baseball Toaster is a collection of blogs by a group of friends who love baseball and enjoy writing about it.&quot;</p>

<p>Their roster of bloggers includes authors/columnists like Alex Belth, Cliff Corcoran, Jon Weisman, Bob Timmermann, Mark T.R. Donohue, Josh Wilker, Philip Michaels, Ken Arneson, Scott Long and Phil Bencomo.</p>

<p>I'm specifically joining a blog called <a href="http://humbug.baseballtoaster.com/">Humbug Journal</a>, which is run by Ken Arneson and features quirky, atypical analysis and evaluation of the game.&nbsp; There might be poetry, there might be a Jeopardy-inspired quiz, there might be &quot;useless information-type&quot; posts ... you never know what Ken, or I, or &quot;Emma Nickel&quot; will be posting.</p>

<p>I invite to you take a peek at the entire Toaster line-up, and drop in at the Humbug!</p>

<p>Now, I won't be totally giving up my blog here ... but I'll probably post here when the subject matter may not be quite right for Humbug.&nbsp; (And of course, I'll want to drop in an say &quot;hi&quot; to Cyn, Kellia, Zack and my other blogger buddies from time to time).</p>

<p>I want to publicly thanks Mark Newman for his support of DAFH, and his yeoman work with the blogs in general.&nbsp; Bravo sir!</p>

<p>See you all in cyberspace!</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Gashouse Gorillas of Division III?</title>
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    <published>2007-04-11T16:13:08Z</published>
    <updated>2007-04-11T16:13:08Z</updated>

    <summary>Newbury College and Bridgewater State got together for a Division III baseball game this past Monday at Bridgewater&apos;s home field. The two teams combined for 58 runs. The home team scored 57 of those runs. http://www.bridgew.edu/athletics/DIRECT/Stats/baseball2007_stats/bscbb14.htmYes, just your old-fashioned 57-1...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Newbury College and Bridgewater State got together for a Division III baseball game this past Monday at Bridgewater's home field.</p>
<p>The two teams combined for 58 runs.</p>

<p>The home team scored <strong>57</strong> of those runs.</p>

<div style="margin: 0px;"><a href="http://www.bridgew.edu/athletics/DIRECT/Stats/baseball2007_stats/bscbb14.htm">http://www.bridgew.edu/athletics/DIRECT/Stats/baseball2007_stats/bscbb14.htm</a><br /><br />Yes, just your old-fashioned 57-1 thumping.<br /><br />Bridgewater scored at least 8 runs in each of its first five times at-bat.<br /><br />Three different Bridgewater players drove in at least 7 runs.<br /><br />During one four-inning stretch, Bridgewater sent 64 men to the plate, and 52 reached base.<br /><br />Bridgewater was the recipient of 20 walks and 4 HBPs.<br /><br />Newbury had eight men reach base during the game ... Bridgewater had one inning in which fewer than eight reached base.<br /><br />ERAs for the Newbury pitchers: </div>

<p>Anthony DiClemente 0.0 IP (7 batters faced), 7&nbsp; ER, ERA: Infinity<br />William Maddock 1.0 IP, 5 ER, ERA: 45.00<br />Jamison Torres 2.0 IP, 19 ER, ERA: 85.50 <br />Homas Mathew 2.0 IP, 11&nbsp; ER, ERA: 49.50 <br />Brian Fish 1.0&nbsp; IP, 2&nbsp; ER, ERA: 18.00</p>

<p>Attendance was listed at 50 ... they each received the gift of a run named after them. :-)</p>

<p>(My thanks to buddy Richard Senzel for the heads-up on this one)</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Now THIS is baseba ... uh .. football weather ...</title>
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    <published>2007-04-06T18:13:10Z</published>
    <updated>2007-04-06T18:13:10Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[&quot;Honey ... these tickets are for the Browns and Seahawks ... 6 months from now.&quot;...]]></summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a onclick="window.open(this.href, '_blank', 'width=660,height=444,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" href="http://diamondsareforhumor.mlblogs.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/fulljgetty73394643gs004_seattle_marin_4_.jpg"><img width="100" height="67" border="0" src="http://diamondsareforhumor.mlblogs.com/diamonds_are_for_humor/images/fulljgetty73394643gs004_seattle_marin_4_.jpg" title="Fulljgetty73394643gs004_seattle_marin_4_" alt="Fulljgetty73394643gs004_seattle_marin_4_" style="margin: 0px 5px 5px 0px; float: left;" /></a>&quot;Honey ... these tickets are for the Browns and Seahawks ... 6 months from now.&quot;</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>&quot;Honey I blew up our catcher ...&quot;</title>
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    <published>2007-04-06T13:59:41Z</published>
    <updated>2007-04-06T13:59:41Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[Mauer keeps growing, and growing ....&nbsp; &quot;Joe Mauer is getting a little old for a growth spurt. But the Twins catcher, who was 6-4 last season, has pushed past 6-5 and is approaching 6-6. The team lists him at 6-5...]]></summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.startribune.com/509/story/1101595.html">Mauer keeps growing, and growing ....&nbsp; </a></p>
<p><strong>&quot;Joe Mauer </strong>is getting a little old for a growth spurt.</p>

<p>But the Twins catcher, who was 6-4 last season, has pushed past 6-5 and is approaching 6-6.</p>

<p>The
team lists him at 6-5 in the media guide, but Mauer acknowledged that
he is actually 6-6 &quot;wearing shoes.&quot;I've been growing ever since last
year,&quot; he said Wednesday. &quot;I don't want to get too big, or I might have
to move [positions].&quot;</p>

<p>========================================</p>

<p>$5 says its a spiked Gatorade growth hormone plot by Ozzie Guillen, so that the Twins have to move Mauer from behind the plate, where he has the most offensive value.</p>

<p> </p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Fast start for Mets&apos; pitchers</title>
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    <published>2007-04-05T13:27:54Z</published>
    <updated>2007-04-05T13:27:54Z</updated>

    <summary>With their 10-0 drubbing of the Cards last night, the Mets finished a 20-2 season-opening sweep of the defending WS champs. That got me thinking ... is this the BEST 3-game season-opening start (in terms of allowing zero or one...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>With their 10-0 drubbing of the Cards last night, the Mets finished a 20-2 season-opening sweep of the defending WS champs.</p>
<p>That got me thinking ... is this the BEST 3-game season-opening start (in terms of allowing zero or one run) for a pitching staff in history?</p>

<p>Well,&nbsp; these Mets are close, but you wouldn't believe who bested them most recently ...</p>

<p>I present the .... <a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/SDP/1969_sched.shtml#1">1969 San Diego Padres</a> </p>

<p>Yes .... the same Padres team that finished <u><strong>52-110</strong></u> actually started out the season by pitching their way past the Astros (a team that would finish 81-81) by scores of 2-0, 2-0 and 2-1.</p>

<p>Those Pods then immediately lost their next six, hung around .500 for a few weeks (15-18 on May 12), then proceeded to lose 92 of their remaining 129 games.</p>

<p>Somehow I doubt the Mets will resemble those Pods at the end of this season.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>EI back on cable!!!!!</title>
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    <published>2007-04-05T09:32:54Z</published>
    <updated>2007-04-05T09:36:54Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[NY Times article on the cable deal for EI &quot;Cable subscribers will once again be able to watch out-of-market Major League Baseball games, ending their fears that the Extra Innings package would become the exclusive domain of DirecTV for the...]]></summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/05/sports/baseball/05direct.ready.html?_r=2&amp;adxnnl=1&amp;oref=slogin&amp;ref=baseball&amp;adxnnlx=1175775887-MrTWGKtQEezm/8b4Voq3Iw">NY Times article on the cable deal for EI</a> </p>
<p>&quot;Cable subscribers will once again be able to watch out-of-market
Major League Baseball games, ending their fears that the Extra Innings
package would become the exclusive domain of DirecTV for the next seven
years.</p> 

<p>M.L.B. and InDemand — a
consortium that is owned by the cable operators Comcast, Time Warner
and Cox — agreed last night to restore Extra Innings swiftly to their
systems as a free preview through sometime next week, after which it
will cost a discounted $159 for a short period.</p>





<p> The
crucial part of the negotiations for baseball was InDemand’s agreement
to carry the MLB Channel, which is to make its debut in 2009.</p>

<p>
Between the deals made with DirecTV and InDemand, baseball said the
channel will have 40 million subscribers when it starts. “We believe we
have a compelling product that our fans are passionate about,” Brosnan
said.</p>

<p> Robert D. Jacobson, InDemand’s president, said: “We’re
very comfortable with the deal. We feel we were treated very fairly
related to DirecTV.”</p>

<p> The InDemand partnership received an equity
stake of a little below 20 percent in the MLB Channel, which is about
equal to DirecTV’s.</p>

<p> M.L.B. will receive an average of $100
million a year through 2013 for the Extra Innings rights from DirecTV
and cable operators. The size of their yearly payments will be reduced
if Dish negotiates its own deal.</p>

<p> Baseball will benefit further
from its majority share of the estimated $120 million in annual gross
subscriber fees that the channel will generate.&quot;</p>

<p>=======================================</p>

<p>So .... is everyone happy?<br />1) MLB got a boatload of added revenue<br />2) MLB got its Baseball Channel on cable starting in '09<br />3) Cable-based fans got EI back</p>

<p>I'm still not happy with MLB's heavy-handedness of this whole event, but I'm thrilled to be able to watch out-of-market games when I want to on cable.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>MLB.TVs&apos; &quot;Breakout&quot; commercial break</title>
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    <published>2007-04-03T18:01:18Z</published>
    <updated>2007-04-03T18:22:21Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[OK ... I gotta give some props to MLB.TV. This season, their between innings commercial break screen features a baseball floating around the screen.&nbsp; When it reaches the edge of the screen, you hear a little Pong-like &quot;blip&quot; and then...]]></summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>OK ... I gotta give some props to MLB.TV.</p>
<p>This season, their between innings commercial break screen features a baseball floating around the screen.&nbsp; When it reaches the edge of the screen, you hear a little Pong-like &quot;blip&quot; and then it floats to another corner, or towards the middle, where there is a MLB.TV &quot;bumper&quot;.&nbsp; If it heads towards the bottom of the screen, a &quot;commercial break in progress&quot; &quot;paddle&quot; slides over to keep the ball floating around the screen.</p>

<p>Its MLB.TV &quot;Breakout&quot; .... its cute and clever.</p>

<p>(amended .... it IS cute and clever ... but it DOES get a bit tiresome after a few innings)</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Bud Selig ... baseball&apos;s Monty Burns?</title>
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    <published>2007-04-03T17:40:52Z</published>
    <updated>2007-04-03T17:40:52Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[Commissioner Bud Selig is VERY well-compensated for ... ummm ... whatever it is he does ... Selig made $14.5 million last year &quot;Baseball commissioner Bud Selig earned as much last year as some of the league's top players. Selig received...]]></summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Commissioner Bud Selig is VERY well-compensated for ... ummm ... whatever it is he does ...</p>
<p><a href="http://tinyurl.com/23xj7l">Selig made $14.5 million last year</a> </p>

<p>&quot;Baseball commissioner Bud Selig earned as much last year as some
of the league's top players.

</p>

<p>Selig received $14.5 million in the 12 months ending Oct. 31, according to
Major League Baseball's tax return, which was obtained by the Sports Business
Journal. </p>

<p>The publication, citing unidentified sources, said Selig received a $6
million base salary, an equal amount in a bonus and the remainder in expenses
and personal fees.&quot;</p><p> ===============================</p>

<p>Well .... I guess he DID have a better than Carl Pavano ... </p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Opening night rockers (not John)</title>
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    <published>2007-04-01T20:38:49Z</published>
    <updated>2007-04-01T20:39:52Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[The Cardinals show they know how to open the season right .... I think ... Is the &quot;Speedwagon&quot; being led by Budweiser Clydesdales? &quot;The Budweiser Clydesdales will open the pre-game ceremonies promptly at 6 p.m., taking the field in a...]]></summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Cardinals show they know how to open the season right .... I think ...</p>
<p><a href="http://tinyurl.com/2xzd3w">Is the &quot;Speedwagon&quot; being led by Budweiser Clydesdales?</a> </p>

<p>&quot;The Budweiser Clydesdales will open the pre-game ceremonies promptly
at 6 p.m., taking the field in a tradition that makes Opening Day in
St. Louis unlike any other in Major League Baseball....&quot; <br /> </p>

<p>The national anthem will be sung by classic rockers REO
Speedwagon...&quot;</p>

<p>===========================================</p>

<p>
REO Speedwagon is actually a very appropriate choice, given their baseball-tinged lyrics ...
</p>

<p>
They had a song lyric for the Pirates pitchers:<br />
&quot;I just can't fight this fielding anymore ...&quot;</p>
<p>
They had a song lyric for the hitters who could only handle dead red fastballs:<br />
&quot;Roll with the change-ups ...&quot;</p>
<p>
And then there was the one for a particular Devils Rays (and former Cub) pitcher:<br />
&quot;I'm gonna keep on lovin' Ryu ...&quot;
</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>&quot;Your attention ... ladies and gentlemen .... pinch-hitting for Swindal .... &quot;</title>
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    <published>2007-03-29T14:02:04Z</published>
    <updated>2007-03-29T14:02:04Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[Steve Swindal may NOT be the next top dog of the Yankees after all &quot; ... Jennifer, filed for divorce from her husband, Steve Swindal, in the family law division of Hillsborough County Circuit Court on Tuesday. Swindal was arrested...]]></summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="http://tinyurl.com/2zfxcl">Steve Swindal may NOT be the next top dog of the Yankees after all</a> </p>
<p>&quot; ... Jennifer, filed for divorce from her husband, Steve Swindal, in the
family law division of Hillsborough County Circuit Court on Tuesday.
Swindal was arrested last month on suspicion of driving under the
influence, and the divorce would end any chance he had of succeeding
Steinbrenner in running the <a title="Recent news and scores about the New York Yankees." href="http://topics.nytimes.com/top/news/sports/baseball/majorleague/newyorkyankees/index.html?inline=nyt-org">Yankees</a>, as Steinbrenner had said he would do in June 2005.&quot;</p>

<p>=================================</p>

<p>So who should be next in line for the job?&nbsp; </p>

<p>My vote?&nbsp; &nbsp;<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waylon_Smithers">Waylon Smithers</a></p> <br /> <p></p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>2007 BP &quot;Predictatron&quot;</title>
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    <published>2007-03-29T12:40:13Z</published>
    <updated>2007-03-29T12:41:59Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[The Baseball Prospectus crew has put up their 2007 &quot;Predictatron&quot; contest, where you can enter your guesses for the season records of all the teams, and maybe win a decent prize. :-) Predictatron rules So here is my entry ....***...]]></summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Baseball Prospectus crew has put up their 2007 &quot;Predictatron&quot; contest, where you can enter your guesses for the season records of all the teams, and maybe win a decent prize. :-)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.baseballprospectus.com/pt/rules.php">Predictatron rules</a> </p>

<p>So here is my entry ....<br />*** means &quot;mortal lock&quot; .... a team you guarantee to win less than 72 or more than 90 (worth double the &quot;points&quot; of all your other choices)<br />&lt;-- means &quot;division winner&quot; selection</p>

<p>&lt;~ means &quot;wild card&quot; selection</p>

<p></p>

<table id="TT"><tbody><tr><td><strong>American League East</strong></td>

<td>&nbsp;</td>

<td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
<tr><td>Baltimore Orioles</td>

<td>66 - 96</td>

<td></td></tr>
<tr><td>Boston Red Sox</td>

<td>92 - 70</td>

<td>&lt;--</td></tr>
<tr><td>New York Yankees</td>

<td>90 - 72</td>

<td></td></tr>
<tr><td>Tampa Bay Devil Rays</td>

<td>71 - 91</td>

<td></td></tr>
<tr><td>Toronto Blue Jays</td>

<td>86 - 76</td>

<td></td></tr>
<tr><td><strong>American League Central</strong></td>

<td>&nbsp;</td>

<td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
<tr><td>Chicago White Sox</td>

<td>83 - 79</td>

<td></td></tr>
<tr><td>Cleveland Indians</td>

<td>91 - 71</td>

<td>&lt;~</td></tr>
<tr><td>Detroit Tigers</td>

<td>94 - 68</td>

<td>&lt;-- ***</td></tr>
<tr><td>Kansas City Royals</td>

<td>68 - 94</td>

<td></td></tr>
<tr><td>Minnesota Twins</td>

<td>85 - 77</td>

<td></td></tr>
<tr><td><strong>American League West</strong></td>

<td>&nbsp;</td>

<td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
<tr><td>Anaheim Angels</td>

<td>93 - 69</td>

<td>&lt;--</td></tr>
<tr><td>Oakland Athletics</td>

<td>87 - 75</td>

<td></td></tr>
<tr><td>Seattle Mariners</td>

<td>75 - 87</td>

<td></td></tr>
<tr><td>Texas Rangers</td>

<td>83 - 79</td>

<td></td></tr>
<tr><td><strong>National League East</strong></td>

<td>&nbsp;</td>

<td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
<tr><td>Atlanta Braves</td>

<td>82 - 80</td>

<td></td></tr>
<tr><td>Florida Marlins</td>

<td>70 - 92</td>

<td></td></tr>
<tr><td>New York Mets</td>

<td>87 - 75</td>

<td>&lt;~</td></tr>
<tr><td>Philadelphia Phillies</td>

<td>88 - 74</td>

<td>&lt;--</td></tr>
<tr><td>Washington Nationals</td>

<td>60 - 102</td>

<td> ***</td></tr>
<tr><td><strong>National League Central</strong></td>

<td>&nbsp;</td>

<td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
<tr><td>Chicago Cubs</td>

<td>87 - 75</td>

<td></td></tr>
<tr><td>Cincinnati Reds</td>

<td>79 - 83</td>

<td></td></tr>
<tr><td>Houston Astros</td>

<td>73 - 89</td>

<td></td></tr>
<tr><td>Milwaukee Brewers</td>

<td>89 - 73</td>

<td>&lt;--</td></tr>
<tr><td>Pittsburgh Pirates</td>

<td>70 - 92</td>

<td></td></tr>
<tr><td>St. Louis Cardinals</td>

<td>81 - 81</td>

<td></td></tr>
<tr><td><strong>National League West</strong></td>

<td>&nbsp;</td>

<td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
<tr><td>Arizona Diamondbacks</td>

<td>85 - 77</td>

<td></td></tr>
<tr><td>Colorado Rockies</td>

<td>73 - 89</td>

<td></td></tr>
<tr><td>Los Angeles Dodgers</td>

<td>90 - 72</td>

<td>&lt;--</td></tr>
<tr><td>San Diego Padres</td>

<td>87 - 75</td>

<td></td></tr>
<tr><td>San Francisco Giants</td>

<td>65 - 97</td>

<td></td></tr>
</tbody></table>
<p><strong>YOUR PLAYOFFS:</strong></p>

<p><strong>American League Division Series:</strong><br />
Anaheim Angels over Cleveland Indians in 5 games<br />
Detroit Tigers over Boston Red Sox in 4 games</p>

<p><strong>National League Division Series:</strong><br />
Milwaukee Brewers over Philadelphia Phillies in 5 games<br />
Los Angeles Dodgers over New York Mets in 4 games</p>

<p><strong>American League Championship Series:</strong><br />
Detroit Tigers over Anaheim Angels in 6 games</p>

<p><strong>National League Championship Series:</strong><br />
Milwaukee Brewers over Los Angeles Dodgers in 6 games</p>

<p><strong>World Series:</strong><br />
Detroit Tigers over Milwaukee Brewers in 5 games</p>

<p>My reasoning for these picks will come in a future post (or not).</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Pinheaded decision-making?</title>
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    <id>tag:diamondsareforhumor.mlblogs.com,2007://118.32066</id>

    <published>2007-03-23T17:27:27Z</published>
    <updated>2007-03-23T17:28:18Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[Biggio can't wear charity pin on his cap &quot;Craig Biggio was angry at the commissioner's officeThursday night after he was told to stop wearing a pin on his cap that bears the logo of a foundation that helps children with...]]></summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-astros-angrybiggio&amp;prov=ap&amp;type=lgns">Biggio can't wear charity pin on his cap</a> </p> <p>&quot;<a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/4217/">Craig Biggio</a> was angry at the commissioner's officeThursday night after he was told to stop wearing a pin on his cap that bears the
logo of a foundation that helps children with cancer.

</p>

<p>The <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/teams/hou/">Houston Astros</a> star said he has worn the bright yellow, sun-shaped pin,
featuring the logo for the Sunshine Kids foundation, on his hat during spring
training games for the past 20 years without a problem. He is the national
spokesman for the foundation and is very active in its work. &quot;I'm not a disrespectful person and I don't disrespect the game,&quot; Biggio
said. &quot;But I've been wearing this pin for 20 years because it puts smiles on
20,000-something cancer patients' faces.&quot;

</p>

<p>Biggio said someone in the commissioner's office contacted the Astros about
instructing him to remove the pin, but he wasn't sure who it was. He said
Houston general manager Tim Purpura was sent a fax with a picture of Biggio from
Wednesday night's game.

</p>



<p>&quot;Major League Baseball does a lot of good things, but this is one of the
stupid things,&quot; Biggio said.

</p>



<p>The 41-year-old second baseman, who is 70 hits shy of 3,000, said he wears
the pin in spring training because many of the pictures for baseball cards are
taken during those games and the children like seeing the pin on those cards.

</p>

<p>&quot;That's what it's about,&quot; he said. &quot;If somebody wants to sit in an office
and feel good about themselves, they should feel real bad about this one. They
didn't think about all the cancer kids that get enjoyment out of it.&quot;

</p>

<p>Biggio said he was told before the game that he couldn't wear the pin, and
the umpires approached him on the field to make sure it was gone.

</p>

<p>Astros manager Phil Garner was also unsure who contacted the team about the
pin.

</p>

<p>&quot;The league has a code where they watch what's on the uniforms and I don't
know the full extent of it, but evidently the Sunshine Kids pin is not part of
it,&quot; he said.&quot;</p>

<p>===========================================</p>

<p>Now .... I can sort of see a need for SOME standards as to what you can and can't wear on the field.&nbsp; If Biggio was wearing a &quot;Ku Klux Klan&quot; pin on his cap, there would certainly be some uproar.&nbsp; Legally speaking, Biggio is at his &quot;job&quot;, and there is a &quot;dress code&quot; for the job.&nbsp; But this smacks of pettiness and over-regulation.</p>

<p>Let's also remember that a few years ago, MLB was willing to deface the bases during regular season games with Spiderman logos in a promotion for the movie, till they got enough negative publicity about it.&nbsp; So there seems to be a bit of a double-standard.</p>

<p>Anyhow .... if you'd like to contribute to Biggio's cause, visit <a href="http://www.sunshinekids.org/">The Sunshine Kids website</a>.<br /> </p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Will (should) Mauer stay at C?</title>
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    <id>tag:diamondsareforhumor.mlblogs.com,2007://118.32063</id>

    <published>2007-03-23T17:10:39Z</published>
    <updated>2007-03-23T17:10:39Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[Joe Mauer, the Twins All-Star catcher and reigning AL batting champ, has been diagnosed with a stress reaction (the pre-cursor to a stress fracture) in his left leg.&nbsp; Given his special talents with the bat, and his height (6'4&quot;), there...]]></summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Joe Mauer, the Twins All-Star catcher and reigning AL batting champ, has been diagnosed with a stress reaction (the pre-cursor to a stress fracture) in his left leg.&nbsp; Given his special talents with the bat, and his height (6'4&quot;), there has been talk of eventually moving him out from behind the plate.&nbsp; The wear and tear of the position is bad enough for anyone, but the toll is greatened based on the height of the backstop.</p>
<p>Add to those considerations the unforgiving artificial turf in the Metrodome (which certainly hasn't helped players like Torii Hunter and ex-Twins Shannon Stewart and Cristian Guzman), and the injury risk is heightened further.&nbsp; Given that the Twins will be moving into their new stadium in a couple of years, its doubtful that the present turf will be replaced.</p>

<p>So, can the Twins afford to leave Mauer behind the plate?&nbsp; History seems to say &quot;no&quot;.&nbsp; Below is the list of most games appeared in for players 6'4&quot; or greater.</p>
 <table width="375" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse; width: 281pt;"><col width="55" style="width: 41pt;" />
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&nbsp; <td width="55" height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; width: 41pt;"></td>
&nbsp; <td width="234" style="width: 176pt;"></td>
&nbsp; <td width="43" style="width: 32pt;">G</td>
&nbsp; <td width="43" style="width: 32pt;">&nbsp; &nbsp;HT</td>
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&nbsp; <td>Johnny Edwards</td>
&nbsp; <td align="right">1392</td>
&nbsp; <td>&nbsp; &nbsp;6'4&quot;</td>
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&nbsp; <td height="17" align="right" style="height: 12.75pt;"></td>
&nbsp; <td>Sandy Alomar Jr.</td>
&nbsp; <td align="right">1353</td>
&nbsp; <td>&nbsp; &nbsp;6'5&quot;</td>
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&nbsp; <td height="17" align="right" style="height: 12.75pt;"></td>
&nbsp; <td>Tom Haller</td>
&nbsp; <td align="right">1199</td>
&nbsp; <td>&nbsp; &nbsp;6'4&quot;</td>
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&nbsp; <td height="17" align="right" style="height: 12.75pt;"></td>
&nbsp; <td>Jody Davis</td>
&nbsp; <td align="right">1039</td>
&nbsp; <td>&nbsp; &nbsp;6'4&quot;</td>
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&nbsp; <td height="17" align="right" style="height: 12.75pt;"></td>
&nbsp; <td>Eddie Taubensee</td>
&nbsp; <td align="right">871</td>
&nbsp; <td>&nbsp; &nbsp;6'4&quot;</td>
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&nbsp; <td height="17" align="right" style="height: 12.75pt;"></td>
&nbsp; <td>Paul Casanova</td>
&nbsp; <td align="right">811</td>
&nbsp; <td>&nbsp; &nbsp;6'4&quot;</td>
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&nbsp; <td height="17" align="right" style="height: 12.75pt;"></td>
&nbsp; <td>Jim Pagliaroni</td>
&nbsp; <td align="right">767</td>
&nbsp; <td>&nbsp; &nbsp;6'4&quot;</td>
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&nbsp; <td>Larry McLean</td>
&nbsp; <td align="right">761</td>
&nbsp; <td>&nbsp; &nbsp;6'5&quot;</td>
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&nbsp; <td>Bob Tillman</td>
&nbsp; <td align="right">725</td>
&nbsp; <td>&nbsp; &nbsp;6'4&quot;</td>
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&nbsp; <td height="17" align="right" style="height: 12.75pt;"></td>
&nbsp; <td>Bob Melvin</td>
&nbsp; <td align="right">627</td>
&nbsp; <td>&nbsp; &nbsp;6'4&quot;</td>
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</tbody></table>

<p>Not the most auspicious list ... is it?</p>

<p>Mauer has been behind the plate for 268 games to this point.&nbsp; The clock is ticking.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>You know its fantasy draft time when ... </title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://diamondsareforhumor.mlblogs.com/archives/2007/03/you_know_its_fa.html" />
    <id>tag:diamondsareforhumor.mlblogs.com,2007://118.32002</id>

    <published>2007-03-22T17:46:24Z</published>
    <updated>2007-03-22T17:46:24Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[&quot; .... you walk into your local bagel shop and blurt out 'Everything Bagel for a buck'.&quot; (my thanks to fellow Scrabble freak and Fantasy Guru writer Scott Pianowski for the chuckle)...]]></summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>&quot; .... you walk into your local bagel shop and blurt out <em><strong>'Everything Bagel for a buck'</strong></em>.&quot;</p>
<p>(my thanks to fellow Scrabble freak and <a href="www.fantasyguru.com/writers.html">Fantasy Guru writer</a> Scott Pianowski for the chuckle)</p>

<p></p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Has InDemand met MLB&apos;s demands?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://diamondsareforhumor.mlblogs.com/archives/2007/03/has_indemand_me.html" />
    <id>tag:diamondsareforhumor.mlblogs.com,2007://118.31924</id>

    <published>2007-03-21T16:12:58Z</published>
    <updated>2007-03-21T16:12:58Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[When MLB announced its DirecTV deal for &quot;exclusive&quot; carrying of Extra Innings, it was announced that InDemand and DISH Network had a 3-week window to match DirecTV's carriage promises for the 2009 debut of &quot;The Baseball Channel&quot; if it wanted...]]></summary>
    <author>
        <name>diamondsareforhumor</name>
        <uri>http://diamondsareforhumor.mlblogs.com/</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>When MLB announced its DirecTV deal for &quot;exclusive&quot; carrying of Extra Innings, it was announced that InDemand and DISH Network had a 3-week window to match DirecTV's carriage promises for the 2009 debut of &quot;The Baseball Channel&quot; if it wanted to continue to carry EI.</p>
<p>It was a bit of an olive branch thrown out by MLB, perhaps to appease the irate rabid fan base of EI cable subscribers, perhaps to get the FCC and Sen. Kerry and Specter off their backs.&nbsp; It also allowed MLB to say to their fans ... &quot;hey, we gave cable and DISH the chance to match the DirecTV offer, and they wouldn't, so don't scream at us.&quot;</p>

<p>So ... now ... with less than 2 weeks till Opening Day, InDemand announces that it will carry the &quot;Baseball Channel&quot; in '09, and that it will be match the DirecTV EI offer.&nbsp; But MLB doesn't believe InDemand met all the criteria set forth.</p>

<p><a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2806948">InDemand and MLB have differing opinions on the word &quot;match&quot;</a></p>

<p>&quot;IN Demand said Wednesday it will offer to match the terms of DirecTV's $700 million, seven-year deal with Major League Baseball on behalf its owners, who are affiliates of the companies that own Time Warner, Comcast and Cox cable systems. </p>

<p>As part of the offer, iN Demand also said it would carry The Baseball Channel when it launches in 2009 to at least the same number of subscribers who will get the channel on DirecTV. </p>

<p>&quot;As the current home for 'Extra Innings' for more than 200,000 cable subscribers, we have extended ourselves to do our best to be able to continue to provide this package to baseball fans and our customers,&quot; iN Demand president Robert Jacobson said. &quot;This offer meets all the conditions set forth by MLB last week.&quot; </p>

<p>Bob DuPuy, baseball's chief operating officer, issued a statement responding to the offer Wednesday. </p>

<p>&quot;The offer to match the terms of the agreement reached by MLB and DirecTV remains open to iN Demand and Dish until the deadline of March 31, 2007,&quot; DuPuy said in the statement. &quot;The communication sent to our office today by iN Demand is not responsive to that offer. In spite of their public comments, the response falls short of nearly all of the material conditions (among them requirements for carriage of The Baseball Channel and their share of the rights fees for Extra Innings) set forth in the Major League Baseball offer made to them on March 9.&quot; </p>

<p>===================================</p>

<p>&quot;Major League Baseball ... I haggle for this ...&quot;</p>]]>
        
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