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		<title>Time for me to move on &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 02:01:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I'm honored to be the first &#34;fan&#34; blog here on mlb.com, and I hoped I've entertained you over these past two years. An opportunity has come up for me to join a great group of baseball bloggers at a site...<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=diamondsareforhumor.mlblogs.com&#038;blog=22376451&#038;post=34606&#038;subd=mlblogsdiamondsareforhumor&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m honored to be the first &quot;fan&quot; blog here on mlb.com, and I hoped I&#8217;ve entertained you over these past two years.</p>
<p>An opportunity has come up for me to join a great group of baseball bloggers at a site called <a href="http://www.baseballtoaster.com/">Baseball Toaster</a>.<br />
As they succinctly state: &quot;Baseball Toaster is a collection of blogs by a group of friends who love baseball and enjoy writing about it.&quot;</p>
<p>Their roster of bloggers includes authors/columnists like Alex Belth, Cliff Corcoran, Jon Weisman, Bob Timmermann, Mark T.R. Donohue, Josh Wilker, Philip Michaels, Ken Arneson, Scott Long and Phil Bencomo.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m specifically joining a blog called <a href="http://humbug.baseballtoaster.com/">Humbug Journal</a>, which is run by Ken Arneson and features quirky, atypical analysis and evaluation of the game.&nbsp; There might be poetry, there might be a Jeopardy-inspired quiz, there might be &quot;useless information-type&quot; posts &#8230; you never know what Ken, or I, or &quot;Emma Nickel&quot; will be posting.</p>
<p>I invite to you take a peek at the entire Toaster line-up, and drop in at the Humbug!</p>
<p>Now, I won&#8217;t be totally giving up my blog here &#8230; but I&#8217;ll probably post here when the subject matter may not be quite right for Humbug.&nbsp; (And of course, I&#8217;ll want to drop in an say &quot;hi&quot; to Cyn, Kellia, Zack and my other blogger buddies from time to time).</p>
<p>I want to publicly thanks Mark Newman for his support of DAFH, and his yeoman work with the blogs in general.&nbsp; Bravo sir!</p>
<p>See you all in cyberspace!</p>
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		<title>Gashouse Gorillas of Division III?</title>
		<link>http://diamondsareforhumor.mlblogs.com/2007/04/11/gashouse-gorillas-of-division-iii/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2007 16:13:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Newbury College and Bridgewater State got
      together for a Division III baseball game this past Monday at
      Bridgewater's home field. The two teams combined for 58 runs.
      The home team scored 57 of those runs.
      http://www.bridgew.edu/athletics/DIRECT/Stats/baseball2007_stats/bscbb14.htmYes,
      just your old-fashioned 57-1...<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=diamondsareforhumor.mlblogs.com&#038;blog=22376451&#038;post=33794&#038;subd=mlblogsdiamondsareforhumor&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Newbury College and Bridgewater State got together for a Division III baseball game this past Monday at Bridgewater&#8217;s home field.</p>
<p>The two teams combined for 58 runs.</p>
<p>The home team scored <strong>57</strong> of those runs.</p>
<div style="margin:0;"><a href="http://www.bridgew.edu/athletics/DIRECT/Stats/baseball2007_stats/bscbb14.htm">http://www.bridgew.edu/athletics/DIRECT/Stats/baseball2007_stats/bscbb14.htm</a></p>
<p>Yes, just your old-fashioned 57-1 thumping.</p>
<p>Bridgewater scored at least 8 runs in each of its first five times at-bat.</p>
<p>Three different Bridgewater players drove in at least 7 runs.</p>
<p>During one four-inning stretch, Bridgewater sent 64 men to the plate, and 52 reached base.</p>
<p>Bridgewater was the recipient of 20 walks and 4 HBPs.</p>
<p>Newbury had eight men reach base during the game &#8230; Bridgewater had one inning in which fewer than eight reached base.</p>
<p>ERAs for the Newbury pitchers: </p></div>
<p>Anthony DiClemente 0.0 IP (7 batters faced), 7&nbsp; ER, ERA: Infinity<br />William Maddock 1.0 IP, 5 ER, ERA: 45.00<br />Jamison Torres 2.0 IP, 19 ER, ERA: 85.50 <br />Homas Mathew 2.0 IP, 11&nbsp; ER, ERA: 49.50 <br />Brian Fish 1.0&nbsp; IP, 2&nbsp; ER, ERA: 18.00</p>
<p>Attendance was listed at 50 &#8230; they each received the gift of a run named after them. <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>(My thanks to buddy Richard Senzel for the heads-up on this one)</p>
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		<title>Now THIS is baseba &#8230; uh .. football weather &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2007 18:13:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#34;Honey ... these tickets are for the Browns and Seahawks ... 6 months from now.&#34;...<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=diamondsareforhumor.mlblogs.com&#038;blog=22376451&#038;post=33282&#038;subd=mlblogsdiamondsareforhumor&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://mlblogsdiamondsareforhumor.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/fulljgetty73394643gs004_seattle_marin_4_1.jpg.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/fulljgetty73394643gs004_seattle_marin_4_.jpg"><img width="100" height="67" border="0" src="http://mlblogsdiamondsareforhumor.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/fulljgetty73394643gs004_seattle_marin_4_1.jpg?w=100&#038;h=67" title="Fulljgetty73394643gs004_seattle_marin_4_" alt="Fulljgetty73394643gs004_seattle_marin_4_" style="float:left;margin:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a>&quot;Honey &#8230; these tickets are for the Browns and Seahawks &#8230; 6 months from now.&quot;</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Honey I blew up our catcher &#8230;&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://diamondsareforhumor.mlblogs.com/2007/04/06/honey-i-blew-up-our-catcher/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2007 13:59:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mauer keeps growing, and growing ....&#160; &#34;Joe Mauer is getting a little old for a growth spurt. But the Twins catcher, who was 6-4 last season, has pushed past 6-5 and is approaching 6-6. The team lists him at 6-5...<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=diamondsareforhumor.mlblogs.com&#038;blog=22376451&#038;post=33257&#038;subd=mlblogsdiamondsareforhumor&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.startribune.com/509/story/1101595.html">Mauer keeps growing, and growing &#8230;.&nbsp; </a></p>
<p><strong>&quot;Joe Mauer </strong>is getting a little old for a growth spurt.</p>
<p>But the Twins catcher, who was 6-4 last season, has pushed past 6-5 and is approaching 6-6.</p>
<p>The<br />
team lists him at 6-5 in the media guide, but Mauer acknowledged that<br />
he is actually 6-6 &quot;wearing shoes.&quot;I&#8217;ve been growing ever since last<br />
year,&quot; he said Wednesday. &quot;I don&#8217;t want to get too big, or I might have<br />
to move [positions].&quot;</p>
<p>========================================</p>
<p>$5 says its a spiked Gatorade growth hormone plot by Ozzie Guillen, so that the Twins have to move Mauer from behind the plate, where he has the most offensive value.</p></p>
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		<title>Fast start for Mets&#8217; pitchers</title>
		<link>http://diamondsareforhumor.mlblogs.com/2007/04/05/fast-start-for-mets-pitchers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:27:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[With their 10-0 drubbing of the Cards last
      night, the Mets finished a 20-2 season-opening sweep of the
      defending WS champs. That got me thinking ... is this the
      BEST 3-game season-opening start (in terms of allowing zero
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>With their 10-0 drubbing of the Cards last night, the Mets finished a 20-2 season-opening sweep of the defending WS champs.</p>
<p>That got me thinking &#8230; is this the BEST 3-game season-opening start (in terms of allowing zero or one run) for a pitching staff in history?</p>
<p>Well,&nbsp; these Mets are close, but you wouldn&#8217;t believe who bested them most recently &#8230;</p>
<p>I present the &#8230;. <a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/SDP/1969_sched.shtml#1">1969 San Diego Padres</a> </p>
<p>Yes &#8230;. the same Padres team that finished <u><strong>52-110</strong></u> actually started out the season by pitching their way past the Astros (a team that would finish 81-81) by scores of 2-0, 2-0 and 2-1.</p>
<p>Those Pods then immediately lost their next six, hung around .500 for a few weeks (15-18 on May 12), then proceeded to lose 92 of their remaining 129 games.</p>
<p>Somehow I doubt the Mets will resemble those Pods at the end of this season.</p>
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		<title>EI back on cable!!!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 09:32:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NY Times article on the cable deal for EI &#34;Cable subscribers will once again be able to watch out-of-market Major League Baseball games, ending their fears that the Extra Innings package would become the exclusive domain of DirecTV for the...<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=diamondsareforhumor.mlblogs.com&#038;blog=22376451&#038;post=33100&#038;subd=mlblogsdiamondsareforhumor&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/05/sports/baseball/05direct.ready.html?_r=2&amp;adxnnl=1&amp;oref=slogin&amp;ref=baseball&amp;adxnnlx=1175775887-MrTWGKtQEezm/8b4Voq3Iw">NY Times article on the cable deal for EI</a> </p>
<p>&quot;Cable subscribers will once again be able to watch out-of-market<br />
Major League Baseball games, ending their fears that the Extra Innings<br />
package would become the exclusive domain of DirecTV for the next seven<br />
years.</p>
<p>M.L.B. and InDemand — a<br />
consortium that is owned by the cable operators Comcast, Time Warner<br />
and Cox — agreed last night to restore Extra Innings swiftly to their<br />
systems as a free preview through sometime next week, after which it<br />
will cost a discounted $159 for a short period.</p>
<p> The<br />
crucial part of the negotiations for baseball was InDemand’s agreement<br />
to carry the MLB Channel, which is to make its debut in 2009.</p>
<p>
Between the deals made with DirecTV and InDemand, baseball said the<br />
channel will have 40 million subscribers when it starts. “We believe we<br />
have a compelling product that our fans are passionate about,” Brosnan<br />
said.</p>
<p> Robert D. Jacobson, InDemand’s president, said: “We’re<br />
very comfortable with the deal. We feel we were treated very fairly<br />
related to DirecTV.”</p>
<p> The InDemand partnership received an equity<br />
stake of a little below 20 percent in the MLB Channel, which is about<br />
equal to DirecTV’s.</p>
<p> M.L.B. will receive an average of $100<br />
million a year through 2013 for the Extra Innings rights from DirecTV<br />
and cable operators. The size of their yearly payments will be reduced<br />
if Dish negotiates its own deal.</p>
<p> Baseball will benefit further<br />
from its majority share of the estimated $120 million in annual gross<br />
subscriber fees that the channel will generate.&quot;</p>
<p>=======================================</p>
<p>So &#8230;. is everyone happy?<br />1) MLB got a boatload of added revenue<br />2) MLB got its Baseball Channel on cable starting in &#8217;09<br />3) Cable-based fans got EI back</p>
<p>I&#8217;m still not happy with MLB&#8217;s heavy-handedness of this whole event, but I&#8217;m thrilled to be able to watch out-of-market games when I want to on cable.</p>
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		<title>MLB.TVs&#8217; &#8220;Breakout&#8221; commercial break</title>
		<link>http://diamondsareforhumor.mlblogs.com/2007/04/03/mlb-tvs-breakout-commercial-break/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 18:01:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK ... I gotta give some props to MLB.TV. This season, their between innings commercial break screen features a baseball floating around the screen.&#160; When it reaches the edge of the screen, you hear a little Pong-like &#34;blip&#34; and then...<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=diamondsareforhumor.mlblogs.com&#038;blog=22376451&#038;post=32928&#038;subd=mlblogsdiamondsareforhumor&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK &#8230; I gotta give some props to MLB.TV.</p>
<p>This season, their between innings commercial break screen features a baseball floating around the screen.&nbsp; When it reaches the edge of the screen, you hear a little Pong-like &quot;blip&quot; and then it floats to another corner, or towards the middle, where there is a MLB.TV &quot;bumper&quot;.&nbsp; If it heads towards the bottom of the screen, a &quot;commercial break in progress&quot; &quot;paddle&quot; slides over to keep the ball floating around the screen.</p>
<p>Its MLB.TV &quot;Breakout&quot; &#8230;. its cute and clever.</p>
<p>(amended &#8230;. it IS cute and clever &#8230; but it DOES get a bit tiresome after a few innings)</p>
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		<title>Bud Selig &#8230; baseball&#8217;s Monty Burns?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 17:40:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Commissioner Bud Selig is VERY well-compensated for ... ummm ... whatever it is he does ... Selig made $14.5 million last year &#34;Baseball commissioner Bud Selig earned as much last year as some of the league's top players. Selig received...<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=diamondsareforhumor.mlblogs.com&#038;blog=22376451&#038;post=32925&#038;subd=mlblogsdiamondsareforhumor&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Commissioner Bud Selig is VERY well-compensated for &#8230; ummm &#8230; whatever it is he does &#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://tinyurl.com/23xj7l">Selig made $14.5 million last year</a> </p>
<p>&quot;Baseball commissioner Bud Selig earned as much last year as some<br />
of the league&#8217;s top players.</p>
<p>Selig received $14.5 million in the 12 months ending Oct. 31, according to<br />
Major League Baseball&#8217;s tax return, which was obtained by the Sports Business<br />
Journal. </p>
<p>The publication, citing unidentified sources, said Selig received a $6<br />
million base salary, an equal amount in a bonus and the remainder in expenses<br />
and personal fees.&quot;</p>
<p> ===============================</p>
<p>Well &#8230;. I guess he DID have a better than Carl Pavano &#8230; </p>
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		<title>Opening night rockers (not John)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2007 20:38:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Cardinals show they know how to open the season right .... I think ... Is the &#34;Speedwagon&#34; being led by Budweiser Clydesdales? &#34;The Budweiser Clydesdales will open the pre-game ceremonies promptly at 6 p.m., taking the field in a...<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=diamondsareforhumor.mlblogs.com&#038;blog=22376451&#038;post=32694&#038;subd=mlblogsdiamondsareforhumor&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Cardinals show they know how to open the season right &#8230;. I think &#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://tinyurl.com/2xzd3w">Is the &quot;Speedwagon&quot; being led by Budweiser Clydesdales?</a> </p>
<p>&quot;The Budweiser Clydesdales will open the pre-game ceremonies promptly<br />
at 6 p.m., taking the field in a tradition that makes Opening Day in<br />
St. Louis unlike any other in Major League Baseball&#8230;.&quot;  </p>
<p>The national anthem will be sung by classic rockers REO<br />
Speedwagon&#8230;&quot;</p>
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<p>
REO Speedwagon is actually a very appropriate choice, given their baseball-tinged lyrics &#8230;
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<p>
They had a song lyric for the Pirates pitchers:<br />
&quot;I just can&#8217;t fight this fielding anymore &#8230;&quot;</p>
<p>
They had a song lyric for the hitters who could only handle dead red fastballs:<br />
&quot;Roll with the change-ups &#8230;&quot;</p>
<p>
And then there was the one for a particular Devils Rays (and former Cub) pitcher:<br />
&quot;I&#8217;m gonna keep on lovin&#8217; Ryu &#8230;&quot;</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Your attention &#8230; ladies and gentlemen &#8230;. pinch-hitting for Swindal &#8230;. &#8220;</title>
		<link>http://diamondsareforhumor.mlblogs.com/2007/03/29/your-attention-ladies-and-gentlemen-pinch-hitting-for-swindal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2007 14:02:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Steve Swindal may NOT be the next top dog of the Yankees after all &#34; ... Jennifer, filed for divorce from her husband, Steve Swindal, in the family law division of Hillsborough County Circuit Court on Tuesday. Swindal was arrested...<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=diamondsareforhumor.mlblogs.com&#038;blog=22376451&#038;post=32454&#038;subd=mlblogsdiamondsareforhumor&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://tinyurl.com/2zfxcl">Steve Swindal may NOT be the next top dog of the Yankees after all</a> </p>
<p>&quot; &#8230; Jennifer, filed for divorce from her husband, Steve Swindal, in the<br />
family law division of Hillsborough County Circuit Court on Tuesday.<br />
Swindal was arrested last month on suspicion of driving under the<br />
influence, and the divorce would end any chance he had of succeeding<br />
Steinbrenner in running the <a title="Recent news and scores about the New York Yankees." href="http://topics.nytimes.com/top/news/sports/baseball/majorleague/newyorkyankees/index.html?inline=nyt-org">Yankees</a>, as Steinbrenner had said he would do in June 2005.&quot;</p>
<p>=================================</p>
<p>So who should be next in line for the job?&nbsp; </p>
<p>My vote?&nbsp; &nbsp;<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waylon_Smithers">Waylon Smithers</a></p>
<p> </p>
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